Heyyyyyyyyyy how about them Power Rangers? Here’s Zoey.
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CoZ Entry #025 – T.J. Johnson
Some are born great, some achieve greatness, and some have greatness thrust upon them. Then there’s people like T.J., who seem to check all three boxes and nobody gets upset, cuz c’mon, have you met T.J.? That guy rules. Let’s talk about how much T.J. rules.
Continue readingCoZ Entry #024 – Levi Weston
I generally don’t like country music, but I do like this guy. Oops, I guess that’s a spoiler. Please keep reading, I promise it’s entertaining.
CoZ Entry #023 – Sydney Drew
Sometimes I can’t think of an intro to write before the jump, so I just stare at the screen with what I assume is a blank, soulless look in my eyes. I could say something profound about how Pink Rangers don’t always have to be the “girly-girl” or the “pretty one” and how Syd is an example of how to execute both of those things while not overindulging and also balancing them out with other things, but you and I both know that already.
Wait, you don’t? Okay well fuck here’s Syd.
Continue readingCoZ Entry #022 – Ryan Mitchell
After a handful of seasons, Power Rangers had become accustomed to mixing things up with the introduction of the Sixth Ranger, someone outside the core team who gains Ranger powers one way or another. Sometimes they formally joined the team, sometimes they didn’t. When it came time to adapt GoGoV, the crew hit a bump in the road: aside from an ally who wore some face-revealing armor in a chunk of episodes, the show didn’t really have a sixth member.
So like any good American, they said, “Screw it, we’ll do it ourselves.” And that’s how we got Ryan, the first American-made Power Ranger. [citation needed]
CoZ Entry #021 – Lucas Kendall
I know you’re at home. I know there’s a global health crisis. Tell me something better you have to do besides read about the blue guy from that one season of Power Rangers people liked?
Continue readingCoZ Entry #020 – Troy Burrows
“Wow. It took a global pandemic for me to get back on this shit. I think I’m gonna be a bit more productive for the time being, so look forward to more entries sooner rather than later.”
Those are the words I said at the end of my last post. Then a whole lot of crap happened. Just a lot of shit. In addition to that, I had to watch Megaforce again. Do you understand what I put myself through? Unbelievable.
CoZ Entry #019 – Tanya Sloan
Hey everyone. Things are weird right now, huh? I got myself sick. I haven’t left my house in about a week. I’m getting better, though. My nose is just stuffy.
Anyway, here’s Tanya.
CoZ Entry #018 – Xander Bly
Big egos aren’t exactly a dime a dozen. Some people are so invested in themselves that they believe they can charm their way out of anything. Many of these people probably happen to work in the White House at the moment. That being said, I’ve yet to meet anyone who has named their technique after themselves.
Xander Bly is… different.
CoZ Entry #017 – Rose Ortiz
Being a genius is hard (I assume). The outside world can sometimes pressure one into being the best at everything and always being right. An entire identity can be formed out of simply being “the brainy” one and make it difficult to relate to others. After all, if you spend all of your time simply knowing things and not really forming social hobbies, it can become isolating and you may end up making yourself known as a know-it-all that nobody wants to invite to parties.
Rose Ortiz was a genius thrust into a situation where she had to work with a team and develop friendships, and I think she turned out okay in the end.
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